WELCOME TO ISLE OF MAN GOLF
A fun poem with some serious messages written a few years ago by our President, Dee Lewis.
If you want to show fellow players you care
The phrase to remember is ‘Be Aware’
For smooth play your round should really be planned
Have ball markers, tee pegs and pencils to hand
A marked ball is useful and also a spare
And some sweeties will show your friends that you care
Be Aware when it’s your turn and make sure you’re ready
Walk briskly between shots to keep the pace steady
Be Aware there are other players out on the links
You’ll disturb other games if you get up to high jinks
Be Aware of your playing partner’s score
Better to ask if you’re not quite sure
Stay still when they’re playing - quiet & serene
And watch where their ball goes if not on the green
Put your clubs on the side of the green you’ll be leaving
If you put them in front, those behind will be grieving
Be Aware where the other balls lie on the green
Players trampling on lines should never be seen
Be aware that ‘it’s in’ is best said when it is
Cos just saying that seems to make some putts miss!
And on the 10th tee if you add up the score
Don’t say ‘well played’ or they’ll play well no more!
Be Aware that most players like peace when they hit
Be quiet when they’re thinking and stand back a bit
Stay out of their eye-line and give them some space
You can chat while you’re walking or when back at base
Try to learn all the rules but if in doubt ask
To know every one is just too tough a task
Above all remember that golf is a game
Being too serious won’t win you fame
If you want golfing friends, just show them you care
Don’t worry be happy and please Be Aware!